Gone shoppin, they say it’s unwise
But those cinimon pies, got my hungry eyes a poppin
Gone shoppin, I stack up the trolly
With my old wife Dolly, and there’s just no stopping
We shop till we drop
Then we flop on the back step
Spending our way to an early grave
Costing a packet, eats a hole in my jacket
Cash washed away by a tidal wave
Gone shoppin, they say that it’s wrong
It’s a scam just a con but the hole I my soul needs stocking
Gone shoppin, I may be a fool
To fall foul of the rule, no teacher, no school, it’s shocking
We shop till we drop
Will we pop, will we cop off
Spending our days on the retail trail
Head in the sand, need a guiding hand
Get me back on dry land before I end in jail
Gone shoppin, spose it ain’t no surprise
It’s all pie in the sky but as much as I try, I keep rockin
Gone shoppin, in the great unknown
Till I sink like a stone, gone shoppin